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keystothekingdom-lp:

Idiots :DDDDD

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Photo by Chad Kamenshine

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f1forme:

Daniel when Nico says he doesn’t like coming second to Lewis.

This gif now has a different meaning: “You guys just keep fighting, it might come in handy one day.” 

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aquapainter:

Oh my god

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REBLOGGED awesome-scotswoman 31 minutes ago (ORIGINALLY aquapainter)

I finally managed to get the photos off my phone from Tonight Alive at the Liquid Rooms in Edinburgh last week. (21/08/2014)

Such a fucking awesome night, even if The Other Side was difficult to take!

I’d also like to note that Jenna McDougall really is an incredible human being and should be an inspiration and role model to everybody. I really wish I met her afterwards.

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

poesdaughter:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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kind of a bad example considering she only has dragons because of a teen pregnancy

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Things to do in Minecraft - Cat Fountain

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awesome-scotswoman:

douchebag-jesus:

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gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Imagine if he wanted white in the first place.

Also the white front with the black button looks really cool, I would probably be fine with it staying like that.

Shit, I better burn my white t-shirts. My ceiling is white too! Fuck! And I have white lighting on my PC. And my skin is white! I MUST BE FEMALE! Wait, there’s nothing wrong with that.

(That woman is a fucking idiot)

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de4thstarr:

Why is this still going around

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